The Wish Game

[Roxon]

The Wish Game

Alright, so this is how it works. The first poster (me, in this case) will wish for something. Then, the next poster will grant that wish, but add a twist that will make the wish negative for the first poster (example in a sec). The second poster also makes a wish. The third poster then does the same thing, granting the wish of #2 and then wishing himself/herself.

Example:
#1: I wish for a cup of hot coffee.
#2: Granted, but you spill the coffee all over yourself. I wish for a pair of tube socks.

Got it? Ok, I wish for Ant to be released right now.

[Raygoe]

Granted, however nothing is in it that makes it a fun, successful game.

I wish for pizza.

[Roxon]

Granted, but it's cold and and moldy.

I wish my mother wasn't a micro-manager.

[Raygoe]

Granted. Now she doesn't manage or do anything.

I wish for 13 mice.

[Roxon]

Granted, but they are all dead. I wish for tomorrow to come faster.

[Ennui]

Granted, but the proceeding 'tomorrows' also come faster, inevitably leading to your death :]

I wish for my holiday to never end D:

[Raygoe]

Granted. Time stops, you can't move or do anything.

I wish for a cookie.

[Roxon]

Granted, but it is one of your grandma's cookies. That she makes herself. From Scratch. With foot fungus.

I wish for graphic design skills.